Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXXVI

For the past few nights, Caehl has been asking me what crimes can send a person to jail for 5 years, 10 years or forever.  I will just say a few general terms like stealing or killing someone, and it was only last night that I Googled it to give him the complete answers.

I found a list and together we ran through it, explaining the legal terms to him as simply as I could, applying the Strong Parental Guidance reminder of MTRCB. Natatawa si Alex sa amin. When we got to "assault on a pregnant woman which resulted to the killing of the unborn child," I told him one can be sentenced to as long as 25 years if he or she hurts a woman with a baby in the tummy.

He touched my tummy softly and repeatedly did so. Naawa yata, perhaps imagining the assault.

Then he asked, "Mommy, di ba I'm the last baby in your tummy? Can a woman who's 40 or 41 years old still have a baby? Hindi na di ba, kasi old na?"

Aray ko!

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXXV

We're currently limiting Caehl's intake of salty food and juices / tea drinks.

Caehl looks bored.

Me: Ano, wala kang magawa noh?

C: Nothing to eat and drink.

Kawawa naman :(

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXXIV

Caehl: Mommy, why do you work?

Me: So we can have money to pay for your school.

C: Until when will you work?

M: Until I'm old.

C: How old?

M: 60.

C: Kasi college pa ako? Eh kung medicine, that will take 4 more years, eh di 8 years na! Ayoko na!

M: Ok lang yun, if that's what you want.

C: How about Nanay? Why doesn't she work?

M: She does, she's working here in the house. Like Ate Doobs.

 

Ayan, Nanay. Please explain, hindi ka raw nag-wo-work hehehe

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXXIII

Caehl: Mommy, I'm going to type my story tomorrow, like Daddy!

 

(Hindi lang gagawa ng diyaryo, pati pa fiction yata!)

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXXII

Caehl's Nanay Ev would always insist she's only 46. And Caehl would always believe her.

Until he saw her birth date in a document yesterday.

He shouted, "Nanay, you were born in 19__*! You're not 46!"

Nagtawanan daw sila.

This afternoon, I asked Caehl. "Caehl, how old is Nanay?"

At the same time, they replied:

Ev said, "Ay hindi pa yan nag-compute!"

Caehl: __*!

Nag-compute na nga pala hehe

Note: I left them blank to keep Nanay Ev's age a secret ;)