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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXI

More notes from Caehl:

  • Go to school everyday.
  • Do not Yakult twice or whole a day; or else your tummy will be full.
  • While-a-go is my United Nations. Be happy and relax! Only 2 guests / visitors per child. Because if 3 or more guests / visitors, it is crowded.

In Filipino:

  • Kasi nga ang daynahsor hanggang 100 metro. Ang Pilipinas ay maliliit kasi nga hanggang 23 metro. Malaki lang ang Pilipinas kapag titignan namin.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LX

Notes by Caehl:

  •  Oops, I burped! Maybe I am full; because I ate too, too many foods.
  •  Then after eating in Shopwise Pacita, I will grocery now.
  •  Remember: chupa chups, mentos and other candies are for Halloween pa.
  • Trim, slim! After United Nations, I went home first to change my clothes; then Shopwise Pacita first we eat because I am tired. I am tired because there is a sun; because it is a sunny day; it is very / too hot weather. It’s too hot in the Philippines, ok, ok.

Attempts to write in Filipino:

  • Kapag Oktubre dalawamput-walo, may Halloween na ako. Pero sa opisina ng aking ina.
  • Ang daynahsor ay pinakamatakot. Kasi nga ang daynahsor ay malaki. Ang Pilipinas ay maliliit, kasi nga pitumput-walo ang bilang ng mga probinsya. Maraming salamat po. Mabuhay po.


Thursday, October 20, 2011

Boys will be boys (Tales of The Good Girl)

4 teenage boys inside the van talking to the dispatcher:


Boy 1: Mama, kayo po dispatcher?


Boy 2: Malaki po ba sweldo ninyo?


Dispatcher (sineryoso ang tanong): Hindi, maliit lang.


Boy 3: Dispatcher na lang ang course ko.


Dispatcher (sineryoso uli): Hindi, mag-aral kayo. Dapat mag-aral na lang. 


Boy 4: Eh bakit kayo, di nag-aral?


Dispatcher did not reply, just shut the door. He must be thinking, "I-di-dispatya ko itong apat na kumag na ito eh."

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LIX

As we were about to call it a day last night, Caehl was "pasimple" placing his new toy stegosaurus between us.

M: And what is the dinosaur doing on our bed?

C (patay malisya): Bigay yan ni Mikaela.

M: Ahhhh….but what is he doing here? We cannot fit.

C: Hay nako.