Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXIV

Caehl, while watching Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown last night with me:

 

"Hay nako, Geneva!"

 

"Mommy, she's crazy!"

 

I'm sorry, Gen, even my son couldn't stand you.

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXIII

I saw in my cellphone a text message supposedly coming from me for Nanay Ev:

 

EV, PAKICHECK UNG ROBITUSIN NI CAE KASI MAY SICK DAW SYA

KASI SAKIT ULO AT TIYAN.

MASAKIT KASI NAGTUTULOG NG

BUONG ARAW,

KSI NAG YOOYOOESTEE SIYA.

 

One: Binuko ang ate na natutulog buong araw (which she really does and which she really can do - sleep all day!).

Two: Nagkunwari pang ako.

Three: The UST was a give-away.

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXII

Last night, I asked Caehl if he knew when their report cards will be given.

 

I don't know, he said.

 

Me: Naku, ano na kaya honor mo? Sabi ni Teacher She, you're makulit na daw. Dati, 2nd ka. Now kaya?

 

Caehl: Wag na nga mag-card.

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LXI

More notes from Caehl:

• Go to school everyday.
• Do not Yakult twice or whole a day; or else your tummy will be full.
• While-a-go is my United Nations. Be happy and relax! Only 2 guests / visitors per child. Because if 3 or more guests / visitors, it is crowded.

In Filipino:

• Kasi nga ang daynahsor hanggang 100 metro. Ang Pilipinas ay maliliit kasi nga hanggang 23 metro. Malaki lang ang Pilipinas kapag titignan namin.

Whatchama-CAEHL-it LX

Notes by Caehl:

•  Oops, I burped! Maybe I am full; because I ate too, too many foods.
•  Then after eating in Shopwise Pacita, I will grocery now.
•  Remember: chupa chups, mentos and other candies are for Halloween pa.
• Trim, slim! After United Nations, I went home first to change my clothes; then Shopwise Pacita first we eat because I am tired. I am tired because there is a sun; because it is a sunny day; it is very / too hot weather. It’s too hot in the Philippines, ok, ok.

Attempts to write in Filipino:

• Kapag Oktubre dalawamput-walo, may Halloween na ako. Pero sa opisina ng aking ina.
• Ang daynahsor ay pinakamatakot. Kasi nga ang daynahsor ay malaki. Ang Pilipinas ay maliliit, kasi nga pitumput-walo ang bilang ng mga probinsya. Maraming salamat po. Mabuhay po.

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Caehl is Mr. Malaysia

Selamat Pagi!

CKLC UN Day*Oct. 22, 2011

Boys will be boys (Tales of The Good Girl)

4 teenage boys inside the van talking to the dispatcher:

Boy 1: Mama, kayo po dispatcher?

Boy 2: Malaki po ba sweldo ninyo?

Dispatcher (sineryoso ang tanong): Hindi, maliit lang.

Boy 3: Dispatcher na lang ang course ko.

Dispatcher (sineryoso uli): Hindi, mag-aral kayo. Dapat mag-aral na lang. 

Boy 4: Eh bakit kayo, di nag-aral?

Dispatcher did not reply, just shut the door. He must be thinking, "I-di-dispatya ko itong apat na kumag na ito eh."